I have often tried phone sex, and with mixed results, I would have to say that my best erotic phone sex experiences have been when I been fucking Suzy (my sex doll) whilst engaging in the phone sex.
Have you ever tried erotic automated phone sex? Sounds kinda strange but I found this video sex yesterday during my porn video search
Just before I pack to go to London for the weekend, I wanted to share with you a little funny story that relates and enhances today's Pic of the Day. (above)
Every now and then, I have to mind my 11 year-old niece (Sarah) so my younger sister (Barbara) can go out on a dinner date with some lonely guy who can't speak English properly. Poor man.
Before reading the story slowly, I beg you to continue to look back at the photo (above) periodically to appreciate the story in all its glory.
One summer evening last year, Sarah and I went to the pier where they had the fairground down alongside the beach. It is a very beautiful place for so many reasons. One of them being that it was the place where I screwed a female that had a orgasm for the first time.
I am digressing, sorry. So after we finished eating a large stick of pink fairy floss and going on the fair ground rides for at least 2 hours, I was exhausted and suggested to Sarah (my niece) that we hit a delicious Mr. Softy choco top ice-cream before we head home. The best in town they tell me. So anyway, I do the biz, hand one ice-cream to my niece and we head towards the end of the pier. Looking towards the sky, it was now beyond dusk.
As I looked into the distant at the end of the pier, I could see a woman and man doing what I thought to be an interesting perverted public sexual act. Could I be wrong? Possibly not, and I started to get excited. As we got within 40 metres of the couple, and before I could suggest to Sarah that we take a detour route for her own sake, my little niece abruptly screamed, "There's mummy!!!". Oh shit, Sarah indeed thinks that the lady (who actually looked exactly like her mother) is fucking a guy through the railings at the end of the pier. I didn't know what to do so I shouted out "No Sarah, Nooo", and as I did, the so-called female turned her head in our direction as she continued pounding the handsome young man's asshole. As I started to chase after Sarah towards the sex scene, this obviously excited the she-male exhibitionist even more, as she now pounded that ass harder and faster. With a combination of Sarah's cries for her mummy, my desperate pleas in an attempt to prevent the inevitable and the moans and groans of the "fucker" and "fuckee", the atmosphere was filled with a sense of bizarreness.
Thank goodness that Sarah realised that this was not her mummy plugging a man's anus with a cock, but instead she realised for the first time that ladies can also have dicks and can screw pussies or asses if they want to.
I want to tell you the story from a few years ago. You may not know this, but I was not always known as 'The Cam Lover', and when I was married, I did not
have a healthy sexual relationship with my wife. The thought of getting a blowjob was just like it was before and after I got married - non-existent.
Apart from the hot and nasty blowjob experience with the she-male whore, I suffered badly from this and started to wonder if my partner/s would ever give me a proper blowjob experience.
My best mate at the time was a bit of novelty guy and we bought him a male sex doll (birthday gift) in the form of the porn legend himself, John Holmes. Apart from contracting the HIV virus, John was best known for his horse-length cock that sometimes leave him faint whenever he got a boner. "Slow down stallion", I used to say while watching John on the blue screen.
After the novelty wore off, I was handed "big" John by my friend, and it was suggested that I should "use" John and have a threesome with my wife. I was laughing about the thought of this idea, because if you know my wife (I don't anymore), then you would of realised that she wouldn't understand what to do with an inflated John Holmes in her bedroom.
Anyways, before our divorce eventuated, on one summer weekend, my wife was out visiting a health farm, and I thought I would also get healthy, and pursue what it would feel like to give a blowjob to the "big" black man. I was feeling very horny and I decided to bring John out of the back of my wardrobe and I laid his creased and weary head out on the queen sized bed. I first blew John from the back, so I could see his wry smile shining beyond his plastic black face and head. When I finished pumping John up, I began to feel overwhelmed by what I was just about to do. Could I do this?
I was just about to give John Holmes a blowjob. Thinking back to the she-male whore that blew me so well those years ago, I agreed that it would be a good idea to wank myself whilst doing the 'blow' deed on John. This was getting interesting.
After seeing John laying there, fully blown up and looking his lean and strong self, the size of his black cock made me blush, and only then did I fully understand why he had made all the women scream in his porn films. This cock was a fucking black monster. My lord, we men need to bow down to John, please take it from me. Being face to cock with John was in itself an amazing experience. Before the big event commenced, I was honoured and very privileged to offer John a tongue bath. I started to lick all the grime off John's body starting with this long and slender limbs before moving on to his thin but strong torso and finally to the great long middle leg.
John tasted very sweet despite the plastic sensation I experienced at the very beginning. Once John was fully bathed by tongue and toweled down, I held John's trouser snake in my hand and knelt down in front of him, to show my respect and gratitude towards the great black cock.
At this stage, I decided it ................ (click through below)
how's it all going? If you have just watched the snippet of the first Episode of 'Man About the House' (above), then you are probably wondering what that has got to do with the price of eggs in China, or perhaps the title of this entry, 'My first gay (homosexual) sex experience at 12 years of age'? Well, as some of you readers may know, 'Man About the House' was a side kick gig for the 'George & Mildred' series, placed by Brian Murphy and the late and sexy Yootha Joyce. Despite being an alcoholic, Yootha's character, Mrs. Roper turned me on so much when I was around 12 years of age. I sometimes used to masturbate in the family toilet over her. I always wanted to spank her ass while she was wearing those '70's flared trousers.
I remember at about this age, I started having strong sexual feelings towards other human beings (I never discriminated with gender or age at the time), and to express my feelings, I decided to befriend a boy (12 years of age) that I used to go to school with and play the sport of cricket with, in the summertime. They were very happy times in the sunshine. His name was Graham, and he was a very pretty boy with long strong forearms, just like Popeye. We dubbed Graham 'Shotgun man'. This nickname was given to him for many reasons, but the main one was because he was a very fast right-arm cricket bowler (no, not lawn bowls). Anyways, after school finished one day, we walked back to his house, and because his parents were still at work, we decided to have some fun together. We shared one of Graham's fathers precious beers, and then slowly started to feel all giddy (well at least I did and Graham appeared to). I'm not sure exactly how it progressed but I asked Graham if he wanted to do some role playing using 'George and Mildred' (Mr. & Mrs. Roper) as characters. Graham was also a fan of the comedy. He first glanced at me with a somewhat irregular face, but then surprisingly, he agreed. I thought, great, her is my chance!!. I was beginning to discover those first feelings of being sexually aroused and in control. We each took turns to both play George and Mildred but I was very enthused when Graham stayed as Mildred. I was no longer George but myself.
Now, as you may know George and Mildred didn't have sex despite Mildred's willingness and at times, lusty behaviour for the want of some rampant sex. So having George and Mildred may seem a bit weird, but never fear. I always wanted to fuck Mildred (probably because George didn't) but for whatever reason, I decided to replace Graham for Mildred. I encouraged and initiated for Graham and myself to lay together on his parents' bed with our grey school uniforms still in tact. I began the homosexual session by stroking Graham's long right arm (Shotgun man arm) and then downwards to his smooth strong muscular legs. He seemed to like it a lot and we found ourselves rubbing each other's limbs stronger and stronger before undressing to our under wear (perhaps to keep cool). We held each other and rolled over in the queen sized bed, embracing each other's fantasy. I was both nervous and excited to be in the process of screwing Mildred (Graham). Perhaps, I wanted to be a perverted 'Robin' (Richard O'Sullivan's character in Man About the House) that ends up fucking Mrs. Roper from behind with George being forced to watch after being gagged and tied up to a kitchen chair.
Back to the story. After several times of rolling back and forth on the bed, I then paused the rolling momentum in a position where I was laying face to face, on top of Graham and placed my genitalia, including the now erect 12 year old penis flush against his crotch. He responded positively and rubbed his groin into mine in a circular motion (clockwise direction). We then made lovingly eye contact with one another and started to simulate having sex and called each by our character names. Things were getting hot now. Graham's legs were spread wide open, and I was bouncing up and down stronger and stronger with each thrusting downward motion. As our 12 year old groins collided, we were both in our own sexual fantasies moaning animal sex noises, and then BANG!!! Graham's father came rushing into the bedroom with a look of horror and disgust on his face. Just picture it. Your father comes home from a normal day job only to see his son, half naked having simulated sexual intercourse with another 12 year old boy(friend). Unfortunately, I was not allowed to see Graham after that day and Graham was moved into a new school by his parents. That was a shame, I did and still do miss my Mildred (Graham)
Maybe we should of locked the bedroom door and not of been discovered, but despite the outcome I loved my first homosexual (perhaps bisexual) experience. Perhaps it would of been better if both Chrissy (Paula Wilcox) and Mildred (Yootha) could of joined us that day in the house. Ahhh, those were the days.
I am wondering if any of you guys had a similar homosexual, bisexual or even heterosexual sex experience you wanted to share with us on the Cam2Sex blog? Please feel free to share them with me and the other readers. Don't be scared to tell.
Today, I promise no Japanese clips, we are back today in fine form with a normal funny clip out of the US. Well, it is not quite normal but it is funny from many angles.
Remember that wonderful series 'I dream of a Genie', well today we have a fabulous sketch from a homosexual version of the same show.
The actress playing Genie in the original series was just like this actress - HOT!! This version is not for all tastes but there is something for everyone if you get by drift
