If you read my initial blog entry on the RLD DVD, you will know that in March I traveled to Amsterdam to begin my sex tour
This DVD was produced to inform foreigners who were interested in the RLD of Amsterdam and wanted to know how it all worked.
I can tell you how it all works as I have been a frequent visitor of the Dam for many years now and for many reasons. I love this SIN SHIZ!!
The hidden camera documentary takes you through "The Wallen", the main part of Amsterdam's RLD. This is where all of the tourists go and have Bachelor parties, smoke pot and screw prostitutes after choosing from the 200 from the meat market.
I was disappointed that the DVD did not show any real undercover fucking with the Window Whores
This is a great Intro into the RLD in Amsterdam, but don't expect to see any real sex scenes with the girls, otherwise you will disappointed. It's just a an INFO DVD about the RLD in the Dam.
I know a few people in the Dam and I am very keen to make a REAL "CAM LOVER" INSIDE AMSTERDAM RLD DVD. I WANT TO GET REAL FUCK SCENES WITH THE GIRLS WITH BOTH AUDIO AND VIDEO FOOTAGE. DOES THAT SOUND GOOD? LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE BLOG NOW AND LET ME KNOW IF WANT TO BE APART OF THE FUCK SCENES AS AN ACTOR, ALL EXPENSES PAID
THE RLD DVD is $19.99. I am not sure if the value is worth that price but hey it's sex and more in particular it's prostitution. I mean for fucks sake, I have spent over $5000 per hour on a super class model turn slut.
I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?
Exactly, never
Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.
One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
The Cam Lover
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
Just before I pack to go to London for the weekend, I wanted to share with you a little funny story that relates and enhances today's Pic of the Day. (above)
Every now and then, I have to mind my 11 year-old niece (Sarah) so my younger sister (Barbara) can go out on a dinner date with some lonely guy who can't speak English properly. Poor man.
Before reading the story slowly, I beg you to continue to look back at the photo (above) periodically to appreciate the story in all its glory.
One summer evening last year, Sarah and I went to the pier where they had the fairground down alongside the beach. It is a very beautiful place for so many reasons. One of them being that it was the place where I screwed a female that had a orgasm for the first time.
I am digressing, sorry. So after we finished eating a large stick of pink fairy floss and going on the fair ground rides for at least 2 hours, I was exhausted and suggested to Sarah (my niece) that we hit a delicious Mr. Softy choco top ice-cream before we head home. The best in town they tell me. So anyway, I do the biz, hand one ice-cream to my niece and we head towards the end of the pier. Looking towards the sky, it was now beyond dusk.
As I looked into the distant at the end of the pier, I could see a woman and man doing what I thought to be an interesting perverted public sexual act. Could I be wrong? Possibly not, and I started to get excited. As we got within 40 metres of the couple, and before I could suggest to Sarah that we take a detour route for her own sake, my little niece abruptly screamed, "There's mummy!!!". Oh shit, Sarah indeed thinks that the lady (who actually looked exactly like her mother) is fucking a guy through the railings at the end of the pier. I didn't know what to do so I shouted out "No Sarah, Nooo", and as I did, the so-called female turned her head in our direction as she continued pounding the handsome young man's asshole. As I started to chase after Sarah towards the sex scene, this obviously excited the she-male exhibitionist even more, as she now pounded that ass harder and faster. With a combination of Sarah's cries for her mummy, my desperate pleas in an attempt to prevent the inevitable and the moans and groans of the "fucker" and "fuckee", the atmosphere was filled with a sense of bizarreness.
Thank goodness that Sarah realised that this was not her mummy plugging a man's anus with a cock, but instead she realised for the first time that ladies can also have dicks and can screw pussies or asses if they want to.
I hope you are enjoying the weekend. We have made some improvements to our Cam2Sex blog and I am sure that all those regular visitors will notice. Sex offenders are usually perceived as low life scum with various social problems. That is both correct and incorrect. Perverted Sex offenders come from all walks of life - law makers, diplomats, doctors, school teachers, parents, managing directors etc. My favourite type is the politician, especially a leading politician of an influential country such as Italy. Italy's former Prime Minister, Berlusconi was caught red handed on video as he simulated having doggystyle sex with a female traffic warden in Rome. I would also be proud to grab an innocent middle aged traffic warden from behind in public. Way to go Berlusconi, you low life scum. This is our public scene of the week clip.
I will be back later with some more funny sex related posts
things are hotting up today the week before Christmas. First a little story - I was flying back from the Caribbean one year during a night flight (my favourite), and I was trying to get some shut eye, when I heard these loud female orgasmic moans, coming from the row in front of me. As they continued to get louder, I was getting so horny that my middle leg started to grow long and strong. I was getting so excited. Just as I was tempted to interfere with myself, I suddenly realised that these moans were coming from an elderly lady who was having a heart attack, and I called the air hostess immediately. It's funny how sounds can have so different meaning with fantasy.
Anyways, this next sex clip from www.youtube.com on the blog reminded me how funny long haul plane flights can be. This little piece of public sex scene makes me laugh everytime.
Check it out and enjoy your ride home. I'll be back with our new porn movie preview for Cam2sexTV.com later.
good morning, I hope that everything is fine with you. We are feeling pumped up here and it looks like Cam2SexTV will be available by next week. The Promo sex videos will be coming up soon. Please stay tuned
As you know wars are never good. Well that is, unless you can place a hot bodied sex model out in the middle of building ruins and take video footage of her playing with her tits and pussy, and place it on the internet. What a world we live in hey. As this Baltic Sea babe with gorgeous legs paves the way for our horny sex webcam lovers amongst the rubble. I love the contrast of the pink dress against the broken grey building structure. Who said that sex can't be everywhere? As the brunette wench slides the dress down her 2 metre legs to her ankles, I was hoping that she would flick the dress into the camera lens. That would of put the icing on the shaft.
Check out this ironic sex video and I'll see you soon
welcome to Trash TV on the Cam2sex Blog. Where we have all the sex litter you can consume. The buffet of lusty dishes continues to shine on, in the dark presence of black magic.
Today, we have a quite funny but hot video to share with you. I love locker rooms for many reasons, and for those that know me, they never bend over to pick up the soap, if you know what I mean
For some reason it turns me on when I see this next clip - A sexy ebony babe with a bubble butt who is blind and is struggling find her lingerie. "I know where they are hanging love. It's here hanging off the end of the clothes rack, just put your hand here".
Of course, it's a fake video, but its still funny. Enjoy the blind melons and see ya on the dark side of the sex moon
hello and welcome to another Friday again, the weeks on Cam2sex TV go so fast. Today, I thought I would post a video blog of a sexy performance.
I love bikini contests on a hot summer's day. I don't have that for you today, but I do have a muscle freak blonde bombshell with a lilac bikini, showing us her big breasts, thighs and biceps. Man does she have big thighs and a strong ass. They could snap your cock in half after she gives you an erection
We need our own sex contest on here, but for now enjoy the muscles in this clip and have a great weekend
I found this MILF clip, showing a lovely little amateur wench out on the public freeway. I have seen this for real, a couple of times in my life, very rare sight. This MILF would not make it as a traffic cop anywhere. She would be having motorists pranging into each other all the time
Public pussy is a real turn on for me and I love seeing and participating in sex scenes in strange public places. I was hoping that in this clip that one of the motorists that stopped, get out of the car and do a freeway porn scene with this MILF , right on the side of the road.
Enjoy the clip and don't forget to post some public sex scenes in our blog
Keep enjoying your weekend, whatever you are up to
I hope you are all keeping well and getting some good weather.
You know, I love amateur erotic models because they are the most natural and spontaneous when it comes to modeling their naked bodies. Metacafe seems to have a nice selection of beautiful amateur videos online at the moment, just like the one I found yesterday. This young woman in a hotel complex seemed to love the idea of flaunting her natural breasts to the camera. Well at least I thought her breasts were natural. Let me know otherwise
Anyway, this girl probably is a closet exhibitionist that has fantasised with being able to flop out and play with her breasts in the open air. I am not complaining and there are also some lovely birds chirping in this clip. Nature at its best.
Anyways, please watch this clip, it starts off quite slow but let the clip keep rolling, as it works well as a tonic at the end of the working week.
