I have often tried phone sex, and with mixed results, I would have to say that my best erotic phone sex experiences have been when I been fucking Suzy (my sex doll) whilst engaging in the phone sex.
Have you ever tried erotic automated phone sex? Sounds kinda strange but I found this video sex yesterday during my porn video search
I always wanted to see my Grandma on one of my adult webcam sites such as Cam2Enjoy.com.
I never quite made it in time, as she passed away just before I got addicted to webcam babes
Anyway, I used to love stroking my Grandma's pantie lines with my "long, erect" fingers, trying to trace the pattern on her underwear. I sometimes even did this as an early teen, just to admire her panties.
Victoria's Secret have come out with a new line, "Granny Panties". The above Youtube video clip bring back good memories.
"You grew up seeing your Grandma's undies, now you can wear them".
I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?
Exactly, never
Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.
One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
The Cam Lover
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
I hope you're weekend was pretty funky and full of jazz, or should I say Jizz
I have been struggling to find some cool material of late for the Cam2sex Blog, but I am hoping I will be going through a purple patch very soon.
Anyways, I found this funny sexy clip the other day and I had to laugh. When was the last time you saw a sex bomb wearing a 11 inch dildo, ready to fuck a guy?
Exactly, you can't remember. Today, I will refresh your memory with this clip. It starts off eerie but innocent, and then bang, the strap-on is unveiled, ready to penetrate the ass.
Good morning, I thought I would post a short and silly video blog for the Cam2sex network today. I am in a slightly dazed mood so I hope you will like this funny little short video.
I have never mastered having sex in a water bed, probably never will I simply require that spring back retraction that you can leverage off, if you know what I mean.
You will see that this guy does not even have a chance to master sex with his girlfriend.
Enjoy the quick laugh and I will see you all tomorrow
how are tricks? I thought of all the readers out there today before I went out on my daily hunt for sex blog video content today. I think this next clip will tickle the right bits for you. It is quite funny and I am sure there a few of us whom can relate to such an event occurring.
Wii video games can be addictive at the best of times, but with this wii sex game on the clip you will see these days that we (dedicated sex maniacs) can take things to another level.
I hope you enjoy watching this game between boyfriend and girlfriend and don't forget the lubricate your wii game stick
Now that will get your attention for sure! Some prankster hacked into a flashing electronic road sign and changed it to read "PENIS FOR LUNCH" instead of "ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD" on Route 1. Please don't arrest this person. This person is funny. Apparently a lot of other people thought so, too, since the authorities didn't find out until later yesterday afternoon.
One transportation rep said, "Some people might see it as a joke, but this is a road that is traveled on by families and children and there are some people that don't find it funny." Maybe because the sign is next to a Toys 'R' Us. Oops.
All we're saying is that the rep should feel lucky the sign didn't display a Mooninite. News outlets were a little shy when discussing the sign. Fox 25 didn't think the public couldn't handle the word "PENIS," so they blurred it out. Even the Herald, which can be as gory and as naughty as it pleases sometimes, called "PENIS" a "certain part of the male anatomy."
I'm back today and in the mood to deliver a funny one. I used to love athletics when I was younger. The track events were great if you managed to win a race, and receive that fake gold medal. It really did make me feel really special. As you know traveling on the Net is so fast and along my recent star trekking across the universe, I stumbled on a sex video with a difference. It was the 'Speed Sex' 100M dash that had three contestants and included a non conventional hurdle. Ok, so after the starting gun is blasted, the runners must sprint down their respective lanes, stop and have sex on a bed with a woman, reach orgasm and then continue to cross over the finish line.
Anyways, I thought you might want to fantasise about creating your own speed sex race with friends and/or complete strangers.
So actually the idea is that he who can cum first will win the race, but then I thought that this does not mean you are a real winner right, guys. But then again, it may help if you are in tight situation and need a quickie in a public place.
