I love my job. No let me rephrase that, I fucking really really love my job
I especiall love perverted people doing weird and wacky things related to sex and then record it on video and offer it for free so I can wank myself.
"Blonde rides car gear stick with her pussy". Redtube.com is a favourite porn video sharing website of mine. Check them out after you have watched this video and you will see what I mean.
I am not sure if this horny babe greased up her gear stick, but she rode him well and was even shifting the gears. This is probably the first time that a gear stick has been used a sex toy
I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?
Exactly, never
Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.
One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
The Cam Lover
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
I love a bit of hook and chain in black and white photography. (above). Today's Pic of the Day for me represents how gruesome, impersonal, technical but yet erotic, sex can be.
I must be honest and say that I have visited a lot of prostitutes in my life and I am a proud prostitute lover. This may seem strange but I had more satisfying sexual relationships with the escorts I screwed over the years than with my wife and girlfriends. I only experienced sterile love making or uncreative fucking sessions with them.
Whilst laying on your stomach, if you ever can get your hands on the perfect length chain and the perfect sized hook, the feeling of the hook up your ass would also be unbelievable and rewarding.
Enjoy today's perversions with The Cam Lover, and I'll see you tomorrow.
I am starting to really get excited about this Human Animalstuff. Today's Pic of the Day (above) is really the icing on the dog-bone for me. The blonde FemDom mistress lines up her dogs as they appear to be begging for forgiveness. I wouldn't give the far left guy any mercy at all, he deserves total humiliation. Just have a look more closely at this particular human dog's body, full of white shit everywhere down his belly and right shoulder area. What a dirty dog. He needs to be first cleansed at "Barry's Dog wash" before he gets behind the camera.
And the guy on the far right looks like my fucking old bastard of a landlord. I always thought he was a dog after I found him pissing on the wall of a house one night. But after I saw this photo, it all makes sense to me now. Again, no mercy for him either. Mistress "long legs" should discipline all of her deranged puppies and give them each 100 lashings across the back, and absolutely no bone for supper.
My question is, if a human wants to be a dog, should he/she be forced to eat dog food? I am going to suggest that no human food be allowed on the premises, fuck that, no mercy at all And also, watch out all you human dogs out there, Koreans eat dog for breakfast. I wonder if these so called "humans" still will want to be human dogs if we send them out to Siberia in the winter, with out central heating, are forced to chop wood, fetch their own water, cook their own food and build their own out house (toilet)??? It would be a good test indeed and if any experts (or non-experts for that matter) on human animals are out there, I would appreciate your feedback on my blog.
Anyways, the world is a lovely place full of human animals, just that some go out of there way to grab their 15 minutes of fame behind the camera.
Good morning to you all and thank you for joining us for today's posts on Cam2Sex blog.
I can imagine that the title of this post makes you somewhat sick in the stomach, shocked, disgusted or a combination of all three. Well, it is. But I must say that this post is more disappointing than perverted. Leave the pure perverted stuff for me.
You think life is going along nicely, having a fantastic childhood, you get a good education, start to build a good career, start having sexual relations with other living entities of the same species, then progress to date that special woman. Things continue going well with the career and you now realise that you have a lot in common with the woman you are dating and you feel very attached to her. The sex seems to be so real, so loving and caring. The fucking is also so intense and you appear to have found your perfect match. You wake up one day and realise that this woman is the "one", and you ask her to marry you. Everyone's dream is to find that special person to share all the good and bad times together for the rest of their lives. Yes, that's right we take vows to.......
For most of us, today is Christmas 'eve, the day before the anniversary of baby Jesus' appearance on Earth, to save us from the hellfire. "I am so sorry Jesus for all the bad things I do, I can't control my lust, Amen."
As I sit in my recliner chair, sipping a pina colada, I begin to think who I would want to share my sofa with over this Christmas period. I am so lonely at times, but it definitely won't be my ex-wife, what an ugly bitch she is. I can't believe I attempted to make love with her. I am getting tired of my cat, she is getting too old for my liking.
Anyways, I would love to tug on, pop Christmas crackers with other family members, wear funny hats and smoke a water pipe filled with herbs made of 'temptation'. Those times were great. "I am so sorry Jesus for all the bad things I do, I can't control my lust, Amen."
If you like sex comedy video clips, today's video blog post on Cam2Sex is for you. Check out this randy Papa sofa chair who is basically screwing the vagina off this hot little sofa number. The sex is very creative but very very rough. I love this passionate sex scenes
I hope you enjoy the Christmas crackers, the festive season and I'll see you tomorrow for some more lusty Christmas sex. Please come share my sofa with me, I'll take you for a pleasant ride.
good morning and welcome to another week in paradise. Today's clip of the day is a funny one and one that probably will not happen to anyone in their lifetime. Armed robberies are usually scary for the victims, but not this time. This bank clerk who has a gun pointing at him gets a hard on after seeing a sexy customer with no bra, as her nipples pierce through her tight t-shirt. Totally unrealistic scenario but the clip makes great sex comedy.
This guy not only gets a hard on, he and the black babe start having air sex to set the alarm off.
Not this best clip in the world but worth a shot. I will promise I will post better clips for the rest of the week.
It's Friday, so I thought I would post a funny sex related clip to end the week on. Cybersex can be fun if you are good at speed typing with only one hand as you stroke the keyboard, otherwise it can be a bit awkward. Oh yeah and you have to be careful what text you type to your partner as well of course.
This next clip is a dutch one that takes internet sex to the next level - with your sister and you didn't even know it. Damn!!
Enjoy the quick laugh and go start your weekend. I will be out hunting for some new porn clips for all of the cam lovers, stay tuned.
it's me again.
Men seem to be obsessed with the pussy. I know, this is old news.
They do everything to impress, to get it, to have it, to access it.
And some men even go further - they wear a pussy. Yes, on cam2sex I proudly present the first pussy tattoo that was done on a fair in Sao Paulo.
Unfortunately I have no background information about the guy who wears it around, but to have this tattoo you have to be different.
Maybe you ( yes I am talking to you, Mr. Pussy Tattoo) come around by chance here on our private sex blog, so please do me a favour and tell me, why you chose that one ....
I’ve got to hand it to the Japanese. They sure are an inventive bunch. Still, it’s hard to believe that the same land that gifted us with the wonders of sumo wrestling, samurai, and sushi has also infected the viral video network with a Japanese Kitten Rock Band, Live Action Pac-Man, Robot Exercise, and now finally, a video demonstrating an Asian School Girl Fart Fetish.
The Japanese are wonderful fetishists. Hentai, Shibari, Bukkake, Omorashi, and Even This…all widely recognized and celebrated by the Japanese. Now, we can add fart fetish to the list. (I’m not exactly sure what the Japanese word for that is.) Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Found this video featuring Blowupboy, a Australian inflatable latex lover, wearing the biggest inflatable rubber suit, I have ever seen captured video! It's very funny!
Blowupboy comments: "This is a custom made inflatable rubber suit. Due to it's design inflates more like a ball, and is very even both front and back. I'm sure it could inflate alot bigger then this. But I didn't want to push it to much."
The enormous inflatable rubber latex looks amazing. I would love to try it myself, but I have to admit, I would be a little nervous that it might explode with a big bang!
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