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I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?

Exactly, never

Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.

One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.

The Cam Lover

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

Good morning guys,

When I wasn't working full time with Adult content, I did it part-time in between breaks at my work place or at home in my 2nd office (basement). I had a lot of fun in the basement with myself and with other perverted beings.

I travel a lot to meet prostitutes. Sometimes my travels take me around the world. In fact, I will be doing a sex tour with Suzy towards the end of March. I am getting really excited.

Anyways, about 5 years ago I met a dirty couple at London Heathrow airport in the public waiting lounge. They were so fucking horny, that I swear that I seen the guy (Darren) finger the woman (Christie). Christie was a tall and slender blonde MILF with big tits. That was good enough for me to excuse myself for a quick voyeur before heading off to the Men's toilets to relieve myself from my aching cock. I spanked my monkey very hard that day, I remember it distinctly because someone tried to come into my stall. It was locked but it still didn't stop the stupid dick on the other side of the door to continuously try and open the door.

To cut a long story short, I was on the same flight as the couple and started chat to them as I perceived that we had a few things in common. We were horny motherfuckers. It turned out that Christie was a sex worker, I was very keen indeed to know more. I asked them if we could have a threesome. Darren (hubby) interjected and said that Christie doesn't do that. She only offers oral sex to clients, strictly no intercourse. I of course said no problem, and that I completely understood. I never ended up receiving that blowjob from Christie but we exchanged email addresses.

A few months after our first meeting, I sent them an email with a request and I got a response. They were interested in my request. I wanted to 'direct' my first porn film so I decided to ask them if they would be my porn actors, I would write a simple script and also be the Director of the film. The couple were very interested and being based in Nottingham, UK I named my first porn film "Nottingham Forest". Perhaps some of you English football (soccer) fans will understand the double meaning here? No, there is no Robin Hood in this film pricks

Sorry Darren, you need to get yourself into shape first mate, stop eating those choco puddings, fuck your misses more as the custard guts is showing.

Today, I will show you a preview of the first porn film I made. It's very basic, very amateurish but very very real. As you will detect, both Christie and Darren are not professional actors. I had a lot of fun and I know they did and I hope you do watching it. I have 3 short films that make up the trilogy, The solo oil rubbing scene with Christie, then the blowjob scene and then the pure fucking scene. I will post them over the next few days, don't worry. The blowjob scene is the best for me personally.

Let me know what you think of the preview (click below) as I am going to be allowing our readers to "Direct a Porn movie" one day also. Let me know if you would be interested by leaving a comment for this post.

The Cam Lover

Good morning fellow Cam2Sex blog readers,

I have often wondered what it must feel like to be a female, talented, enjoy a fabulous pop career from the age of 16 years of age, consume shitloads of alchohol and drugs, lose custody of my 2 children, continue to screw scumbag boyfriends, become fat, lazy and want to kill myself???

Latest celebrity news is that Britney Spears wrote a suicide note just before the LAPD slapped a restraining order on the peroxide fueled freak.

Britney Spears, the so called Princess of POP seems to fit the bill, when it comes to being a "fucked up" woman. Despite still earning over $700K every month for doing Sweet FA, Britney has got a lot of problems that you and I don't even want to think about (or care about right). However, for what it's worth (probably next to zero), I think the root of Britney's problem is that she just doesn't love herself (her "bodyself") anymore. She is turning into a "Pop Pig". Take for example, her career comeback at the US VMA, that was kinda tragic right? To see an overweight, unloved, out of touch Britney made my heart want to cry (after I finished laughing hysterically). This was such an emotional moving moment to witness, that I didn't want it to end. Now take a look at this. For those that know me, I love dramatic and suicidal tendency photographs but this latest picture of Britney at the VMA, just made me sick everywhere..............

Hi Guys,

Good morning and welcome to the weekend. We have a few issues with one of our content providers, Xvideos.com. We can't seem to embed their code to let you watch those hot porn videos. We will look for a new solution and get back to you soon. Stay tuned.

Anyways, today we have an authentic amateur sex webcam video show for you on the Cam2sex Blog. This is a real performer giving a live couple show with her partner on webcam.

First, she is taken doggystyle and then she rides the cock and is driven by the meat machine. It's got all the ingredients of a real amateur show, with poor lighting but all the potential with the real moaning and groaning of real sex. That's what we want.

Check it out and enjoy the private show and we will be back tomorrow



The Cam Lover