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I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?

Exactly, never

Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.

One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.

The Cam Lover

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

Hi Guys,

I hope you are all doing well out there in 'porn watching haven'.

I promised you I would post the 3 other parts from the first porn movie I ever made (several years ago). I'm a bit late with getting the short films up, so apologies for that. If you caught the preview of "Nottingham Forest", then you will know that in the film, I created 3 parts, The "Nottingham Forest Blowjob", "The Nottingham Forest Slippery solo" and "The Nottingham Forest Fuck".

Today's part that I wanted to share with you is the blowjob movie with Christie & Darren. I love this couple a lot, they were great fun to work with and are a natural couple. This was the first movie we shot for Darren's sake. We needed to shoot over a few days as Darren wasn't up for shooting the parts on consecutive days. Bless Darren's heart.

To be honest, the blowjob movie is my favourite of the three. Just to let you know that I wanted to create a situation where Christie appeared to be really horny and was gagging for Darren's cock in her mouth. It was intended that Darren reciprocated and dominated the blowjob scene. However, Darren needed some 'stay-hard' gel. Don't worry mate, I need Viagra these days to fuck my dial-a-prostitutes.

This MILF is abosolutely beautiful and with her deepthroat skill set, Christie will go all the way to the top of The Cam Lover's cock sucking class. I asked Darren to grind out those moans but I don't believe he was acting when she took him all the way in. Wow! During filming, I fantasised that it was my cock being sucked, it was challenging to cut filming and take a 'toilet break'. That blowjob action is just fantastic.

After the deepthroat, I love the face fucking part, I felt Darren should of been more aggressive when grabbing Christie's head. Oh well, that is why I have Suzy for. I wanted Christie to gag on Darren's cock. She slurps that cock quite heavy at times don't you think?

My favourite non-sucking part is when Christie stops and asks the viewer as she rubs Darren's cock on her left tit and nipple "Do you like watch you see over there?"

I also love when Darren plays with her tits just before he takes over and masturbates himself over her lovely tits.

"I'm gonna cum" "Come over here", just for a close-up shot of his teaspoon of cum

Let me know what you think guys. Should I go into porn film making? Do you want to see more of Christie in solo and being fucked over a table doggystyle?

The Cam Lover

Good morning guys,

When I wasn't working full time with Adult content, I did it part-time in between breaks at my work place or at home in my 2nd office (basement). I had a lot of fun in the basement with myself and with other perverted beings.

I travel a lot to meet prostitutes. Sometimes my travels take me around the world. In fact, I will be doing a sex tour with Suzy towards the end of March. I am getting really excited.

Anyways, about 5 years ago I met a dirty couple at London Heathrow airport in the public waiting lounge. They were so fucking horny, that I swear that I seen the guy (Darren) finger the woman (Christie). Christie was a tall and slender blonde MILF with big tits. That was good enough for me to excuse myself for a quick voyeur before heading off to the Men's toilets to relieve myself from my aching cock. I spanked my monkey very hard that day, I remember it distinctly because someone tried to come into my stall. It was locked but it still didn't stop the stupid dick on the other side of the door to continuously try and open the door.

To cut a long story short, I was on the same flight as the couple and started chat to them as I perceived that we had a few things in common. We were horny motherfuckers. It turned out that Christie was a sex worker, I was very keen indeed to know more. I asked them if we could have a threesome. Darren (hubby) interjected and said that Christie doesn't do that. She only offers oral sex to clients, strictly no intercourse. I of course said no problem, and that I completely understood. I never ended up receiving that blowjob from Christie but we exchanged email addresses.

A few months after our first meeting, I sent them an email with a request and I got a response. They were interested in my request. I wanted to 'direct' my first porn film so I decided to ask them if they would be my porn actors, I would write a simple script and also be the Director of the film. The couple were very interested and being based in Nottingham, UK I named my first porn film "Nottingham Forest". Perhaps some of you English football (soccer) fans will understand the double meaning here? No, there is no Robin Hood in this film pricks

Sorry Darren, you need to get yourself into shape first mate, stop eating those choco puddings, fuck your misses more as the custard guts is showing.

Today, I will show you a preview of the first porn film I made. It's very basic, very amateurish but very very real. As you will detect, both Christie and Darren are not professional actors. I had a lot of fun and I know they did and I hope you do watching it. I have 3 short films that make up the trilogy, The solo oil rubbing scene with Christie, then the blowjob scene and then the pure fucking scene. I will post them over the next few days, don't worry. The blowjob scene is the best for me personally.

Let me know what you think of the preview (click below) as I am going to be allowing our readers to "Direct a Porn movie" one day also. Let me know if you would be interested by leaving a comment for this post.

The Cam Lover

Hi Guys,

The Cam Lover enjoys dishing out a good spanking to Suzy whenever she has been a bad, bad, sex doll. I often play recordings of spanking sessions over the Hi-Fi when I have got Suzy over my knee. I am feeling very aggressive today and I will be spanking Suzy very strongly this evening.

I wonder if Bill Clinton (above) has spanked Hillary (above) recently, or perhaps when he was the President of the United States of America? Everyone knows that Bill likes to receives juicy oral sex from whores, but can he give out to Hillary? I wouldn't of thought so. Hillary is one mean FemDom bitch, both on and off the camera. Don't fuck with Hillary I say. If there is ever going to be some spanking or whipping going on in the Clinton household, it will definitely be Bill copping it sweet across the ass cheeks or the mid region of the back. Break his back I say. I want to see Hillary become President and show us all how you can have children and run a fucking country. Instead of taking a country and fucking children like most of these guys do.

The thought of Hillary spanking Bill's ass makes me very horny and if I ever get to run this wretched world, I will enforce a public spanking of Bill Clinton by Hillary, just as a celebration of the election win.

God Bless America

All the best

The Cam Lover

Good morning to you all and thank you for joining us for today's posts on Cam2Sex blog.

I can imagine that the title of this post makes you somewhat sick in the stomach, shocked, disgusted or a combination of all three. Well, it is. But I must say that this post is more disappointing than perverted. Leave the pure perverted stuff for me.

You think life is going along nicely, having a fantastic childhood, you get a good education, start to build a good career, start having sexual relations with other living entities of the same species, then progress to date that special woman. Things continue going well with the career and you now realise that you have a lot in common with the woman you are dating and you feel very attached to her. The sex seems to be so real, so loving and caring. The fucking is also so intense and you appear to have found your perfect match. You wake up one day and realise that this woman is the "one", and you ask her to marry you. Everyone's dream is to find that special person to share all the good and bad times together for the rest of their lives. Yes, that's right we take vows to.......

Good morning fellow Cam2Sex blog readers,

I have often wondered what it must feel like to be a female, talented, enjoy a fabulous pop career from the age of 16 years of age, consume shitloads of alchohol and drugs, lose custody of my 2 children, continue to screw scumbag boyfriends, become fat, lazy and want to kill myself???

Latest celebrity news is that Britney Spears wrote a suicide note just before the LAPD slapped a restraining order on the peroxide fueled freak.

Britney Spears, the so called Princess of POP seems to fit the bill, when it comes to being a "fucked up" woman. Despite still earning over $700K every month for doing Sweet FA, Britney has got a lot of problems that you and I don't even want to think about (or care about right). However, for what it's worth (probably next to zero), I think the root of Britney's problem is that she just doesn't love herself (her "bodyself") anymore. She is turning into a "Pop Pig". Take for example, her career comeback at the US VMA, that was kinda tragic right? To see an overweight, unloved, out of touch Britney made my heart want to cry (after I finished laughing hysterically). This was such an emotional moving moment to witness, that I didn't want it to end. Now take a look at this. For those that know me, I love dramatic and suicidal tendency photographs but this latest picture of Britney at the VMA, just made me sick everywhere..............

Dear Cam2Sex blog readers,

I hope you are feeling great and ready for the weekend ahead of us. Everyone in blogosphere knows of Perez Hilton right? Yes, he is the guy who uses the brand name of 'Hilton' as an alias and has a blog about celebrity gossip and news. Anyways, sometimes he has an article amongst his 20 "splog" daily entries that are useful for my blog here. Take for example yesterday's entry about the troubled and fallen American Idol (the amazing TV concept by Simon Cowell) finalist, Jessica Sierra. Our Perez claims he has an exclusive video with Jessica Sierra's latest fuck partner. I think whoever set up this video is full of shit. I don't buy this. Jessica has got taste with style, and why would an American Idol finalist fuck such an ugly motherfucker like the trashy guy shown in the video on Perez's blog?

Jessica's hardcore sex tape (above) looks very juicy. I know my celebrity sex tapes very well. This looks like a real hummer. Vivid Entertainment (major internet porn company), the same company that delivered the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee, Tom Sizemore and Jennifer Toof sex tapes to the world, has issued a statement on the upcoming Jessica Sierra Hardcore.

“This title contains the most explicit sex we’ve ever seen in a celebrity video,” Stephen Hirsch, Vivid co-chairman, said. “Jessica clearly has more talent than just singing.”

I can vouch for that after watching the trailer (many times) earlier. To get your free access to the sex video trailer click here now. I originally thought Jessica was just your everyday uneducated 22 year-old. I do apologise to Jessica and I agree with Stephen's comments, she definitely has more talent than just singing. I must confess to you all upfront, I had to start wacking myself throughout the sex trailer once I saw Jessica assume the doggy position, and heard the fucker's body slamming into her ass. But it was Jessica's slight moaning and panting noises that did it for me. Way to go Jessy, ride it like a cowgirl. Please note porn lovers you can only watch the video by entering a valid email address and once you close your browser you can't access the video anymore, unless you use another email address. This is exactly what the Cam Lover did. I kept feeding new email addresses and played the bitch over and over so I could visualise that the POV doggystyle shots were from me. It worked a treat but I now need a new keyboard.

Jessica you may have finished 10th in the American Idol show, but so far you are No. 1 in the Celebrity sex tape category. Can't wait for the full length DVD to come out on January 30th.

The Cam Lover

Hi Guys,

I tell you now, last month when I found out that Pamela Anderson had divorced for the third time, I said to myself, "I told you so bitch". When you marry 3 pricks then the result is 3 divorces. My motto has always been 'stick to QUALITY'. Pamela has definitely failed on that part on 3 occasions when it comes to looking for a loving husband. I recommend to Pamela that if she wants to hang around the so-called 'bad boys' and be cared for at the same time, go get yourself a fucking real-life John Holmes sex doll. The late male pornstar legend is just full of bad black cock and bucket loads of white cum - I mean this guy put "BIG" into the "big screen" in the porn film industry for pity sake. The Original John Holmes Fantasy Doll is now on SALE for $69.95 at the Cam2Sex Toy Store. John was my idol when I was growing up (or in my case - growing out). As a teenager, I remember fantasising whilst masturbating to a John Holmes classic after school, that I one day would be 'black' with a serpent as long as he had. Man, did I fail for my Mama.

Just watch the Pamela tribute video above and tell me that she shouldn't go out and get a John Holmes sex doll just like in the picture to the left. Just take a look at the packaging. I love the caption on the product box "Be my Fantasy Lover. I can take it in my Sucking Mouth and Deep, Tight Butt.... but I can give it with my Extra Large Cock!". Doesn't John say it all in poetry motion? What John is actually say here is "I can take it like a squadron trooper but I can also deliver godzilla's cock just like a black beast". What more could Pamela possibly want as an unmarried blonde bombshell

Wow!!, I just realised that the 'long John' penis is also inscribed with John's real signature and the cock vibrates if you get the Deluxe model. Go for the deluxe model Pamela, go for it. I tell you what, I'll arrange for a test with John Holmes together with the female porn queen, Jenna Jameson in a sex session in my bedroom, or sleeping room as I tend to now call it. If Jenna can take the legend all the way, to the deepest part of her being, then I know Pamela can - I will personally buy Pamela both dolls and deliver them to her home address.

My summary today is that someone needs to help Pamela find that special man in her life, not just picking some low-life scum bags that she has been marrying. Get it over with girl and get John Holmes in your life. I am thinking about bringing John into my own life actually. I am just not sure whether I will use him or abuse him. Regardless of this, John will make our lives a lot more enjoyable and helluva a lot simpler. And John doesn't mind being bathed once a week, and he can run around the house naked.

Let me know if I am on track here by leaving a comment on the blog.

The Cam Lover

Hi Guys,

Good morning and welcome to the weekend. We have a few issues with one of our content providers, Xvideos.com. We can't seem to embed their code to let you watch those hot porn videos. We will look for a new solution and get back to you soon. Stay tuned.

Anyways, today we have an authentic amateur sex webcam video show for you on the Cam2sex Blog. This is a real performer giving a live couple show with her partner on webcam.

First, she is taken doggystyle and then she rides the cock and is driven by the meat machine. It's got all the ingredients of a real amateur show, with poor lighting but all the potential with the real moaning and groaning of real sex. That's what we want.

Check it out and enjoy the private show and we will be back tomorrow



The Cam Lover