I have often tried phone sex, and with mixed results, I would have to say that my best erotic phone sex experiences have been when I been fucking Suzy (my sex doll) whilst engaging in the phone sex.
Have you ever tried erotic automated phone sex? Sounds kinda strange but I found this video sex yesterday during my porn video search
Sorry for being offline for the last few days. I badly injured my upper back and neck area (left side) on Thursday evening whilst fucking Suzy (obviously too hard). I must of over did it when we were getting into the rough scenes in our private sex romp. The neighbours weren't impressed, as they called in the police to have me checked out. I calmed them down.
Please excuse me for my behaviour but I often slap Suzy's breasts around whilst screwing my Princess and she hits me back across the face. I love calling her dirty names like "Dirty whore, cock sucking mother fucker scum elephant fucker bitch", being one of my favourites. She doesn't like it, who cares right but she slaps me around extra hard and that's when I must of flipped out and threw her around the bedroom like a rag doll, instead of a sex doll.
I have been wearing a neck brace since Friday, so I have been immobilised for the last days, in between the daily physiotherapy sessions I have been partaking. The massage sessions have been absolutely fantastic, I think. My masseuse is a Greek chap named Dimitry. He is a very pretty young man (late twenties) with long and strong limbs, with beautiful thick black shiny hair (not greasy looking), just like you would see on a black stallion's mane. He has the biggest packed lunch box I have seen, stuff in white medical trousers. Did I mention that Dimitry was a horny homosexual? His stories that involve his Dutch gay lover are just hilarious. Gay sex stories are never dull from my experience. I love that shiz. This was my first series of massages from a homosexual and let me tell you that it was DIFFERENT.
Saturday's session started out as the first and previous one did, and I took off my upper body clothing that consisted of a singlet, long sleeved t-shirt and a cardigan. As I laid on my stomach on the fresh clean toweling, on this occasion, Dimitry asked me casually to take off all of my clothes. Wow!!. Is this normal?
Anyways, I slipped down my trousers and underwear over my feet and was standing in front of Dimitry fully naked. This was the first awkward moment we had together, and he looked a little disgusted at what he saw or perhaps what he did not see. He then threw me a fresh clean white bath robe that had their company logo with the initials, "BGC". Don't ask me why but I made up that the initials stood for, "Big Greek Cunt"? It's just my mad mind I guess.
I tried to play things cool and said that I was ok and didn't need it, but he insisted that I wear it. As I tied the knot on the robe's wrap around, Dimitry said he would be back in 5 minutes. Ahh, now I get it. He didn't want me to get cold while he was out. Very considerate, I like that in a human.
Dimitry reentered 'Massage Room No. 4' between 5-10 minutes later, apologising for the delay. I was not bothered at all about that, but I did notice that he was carry what looked like to be surgical gloves.....
Just before I pack to go to London for the weekend, I wanted to share with you a little funny story that relates and enhances today's Pic of the Day. (above)
Every now and then, I have to mind my 11 year-old niece (Sarah) so my younger sister (Barbara) can go out on a dinner date with some lonely guy who can't speak English properly. Poor man.
Before reading the story slowly, I beg you to continue to look back at the photo (above) periodically to appreciate the story in all its glory.
One summer evening last year, Sarah and I went to the pier where they had the fairground down alongside the beach. It is a very beautiful place for so many reasons. One of them being that it was the place where I screwed a female that had a orgasm for the first time.
I am digressing, sorry. So after we finished eating a large stick of pink fairy floss and going on the fair ground rides for at least 2 hours, I was exhausted and suggested to Sarah (my niece) that we hit a delicious Mr. Softy choco top ice-cream before we head home. The best in town they tell me. So anyway, I do the biz, hand one ice-cream to my niece and we head towards the end of the pier. Looking towards the sky, it was now beyond dusk.
As I looked into the distant at the end of the pier, I could see a woman and man doing what I thought to be an interesting perverted public sexual act. Could I be wrong? Possibly not, and I started to get excited. As we got within 40 metres of the couple, and before I could suggest to Sarah that we take a detour route for her own sake, my little niece abruptly screamed, "There's mummy!!!". Oh shit, Sarah indeed thinks that the lady (who actually looked exactly like her mother) is fucking a guy through the railings at the end of the pier. I didn't know what to do so I shouted out "No Sarah, Nooo", and as I did, the so-called female turned her head in our direction as she continued pounding the handsome young man's asshole. As I started to chase after Sarah towards the sex scene, this obviously excited the she-male exhibitionist even more, as she now pounded that ass harder and faster. With a combination of Sarah's cries for her mummy, my desperate pleas in an attempt to prevent the inevitable and the moans and groans of the "fucker" and "fuckee", the atmosphere was filled with a sense of bizarreness.
Thank goodness that Sarah realised that this was not her mummy plugging a man's anus with a cock, but instead she realised for the first time that ladies can also have dicks and can screw pussies or asses if they want to.
Welcome to today's special "transsexual special" hardcore porn video clip from TS Seduction
This for me is a great video and offers me great pleasure and humour. In any great scene, you need great actors, and today we have exactly that with Miss Jade and Eddie. What a fucking hot black transsexual whore Miss Jade is with that beautiful erotic lisp to boot. I love this shiz.
The one liners in this clip are my dream come true as a porn script writer. I bow down to the writer of this material.
"Lick that ass", "Show her you love this cock", "Get this cock wet, spit on this cock", "Yeah bitch, I can't wait to fill up that ass", "Lick these fucking balls, Bitch"
"I can't wait to tear this ass all up" is my favourite. "Whose ass is this bitch?", "What's my name?", "Take this dick bitch, take this dick", "Miss Jade knows what the fuck she's doing doesn't she?" "Cum for me you little fucking dirty whore"
This clip is considered vintage, high quality porn material in the TS world, a world that I am actively investigating. After my TS blowjob on my 18th birthday, I was a little scared for many years but now I have come to realise that I wouldn't mind a little TS anal care.
Click through (below) to enjoy the world of TS and join me in masturbation........
I want to tell you the story from a few years ago. You may not know this, but I was not always known as 'The Cam Lover', and when I was married, I did not
have a healthy sexual relationship with my wife. The thought of getting a blowjob was just like it was before and after I got married - non-existent.
Apart from the hot and nasty blowjob experience with the she-male whore, I suffered badly from this and started to wonder if my partner/s would ever give me a proper blowjob experience.
My best mate at the time was a bit of novelty guy and we bought him a male sex doll (birthday gift) in the form of the porn legend himself, John Holmes. Apart from contracting the HIV virus, John was best known for his horse-length cock that sometimes leave him faint whenever he got a boner. "Slow down stallion", I used to say while watching John on the blue screen.
After the novelty wore off, I was handed "big" John by my friend, and it was suggested that I should "use" John and have a threesome with my wife. I was laughing about the thought of this idea, because if you know my wife (I don't anymore), then you would of realised that she wouldn't understand what to do with an inflated John Holmes in her bedroom.
Anyways, before our divorce eventuated, on one summer weekend, my wife was out visiting a health farm, and I thought I would also get healthy, and pursue what it would feel like to give a blowjob to the "big" black man. I was feeling very horny and I decided to bring John out of the back of my wardrobe and I laid his creased and weary head out on the queen sized bed. I first blew John from the back, so I could see his wry smile shining beyond his plastic black face and head. When I finished pumping John up, I began to feel overwhelmed by what I was just about to do. Could I do this?
I was just about to give John Holmes a blowjob. Thinking back to the she-male whore that blew me so well those years ago, I agreed that it would be a good idea to wank myself whilst doing the 'blow' deed on John. This was getting interesting.
After seeing John laying there, fully blown up and looking his lean and strong self, the size of his black cock made me blush, and only then did I fully understand why he had made all the women scream in his porn films. This cock was a fucking black monster. My lord, we men need to bow down to John, please take it from me. Being face to cock with John was in itself an amazing experience. Before the big event commenced, I was honoured and very privileged to offer John a tongue bath. I started to lick all the grime off John's body starting with this long and slender limbs before moving on to his thin but strong torso and finally to the great long middle leg.
John tasted very sweet despite the plastic sensation I experienced at the very beginning. Once John was fully bathed by tongue and toweled down, I held John's trouser snake in my hand and knelt down in front of him, to show my respect and gratitude towards the great black cock.
At this stage, I decided it ................ (click through below)
How's it hanging? I got some good news today, my Viagra package arrived yesterday afternoon. This morning, I even took a photo (above) of the package just so you can see the shizload amount I went out an purchased online. I will probably do a test with the Viagra tonight and post the results tomorrow. I don't want to masturbate with the Viagra, so I will probably be testing with Suzy. I am hoping that she can handle me all "Viagra'd" up. It's quite exciting and I am full of anticipation, as I have been having erection problems for some time now. When I realised 2 weeks ago I couldn't manage penetrative sex (no blood flowed to my penis) with a drunk woman after I went back to her house, things became apparent that I need some help to get it up and keep it up.
Moving from Viagra to male sex dolls, lately I have been looking at the idea of fucking a male sex doll in the ass and mouth. In passing I left a comment with fellow sex blogger, Suze from Alexsuze.com asking for some advice about fucking a male sex doll. Suze did respond to my question and I appreciated the comment that was left on my blog yesterday. The words of wisdom from Suze given to the Cam Lover were as follows:
"There is no reason why you shouldn't enjoy fucking a male doll.
Sex is about exploration, so enjoy"
Thank you for the advice Suze, and I do aim to explore more of...........
I am feeling good today, I met (bumped into) an escort on Saturday evening that goes under the working name of Eve. She is an ebony beauty with a big round black ass that I would love to spank very soon. I will make contact with her either today or tomorrow and keep you informed. I hope she ticks all the right boxes for me as I am looking for role play with my sex doll (threesome), anal and a strip tease act together with Suzy (my sex doll). In preparation for having sex with Eve, I will order some Viagra online today. My online porn addict friends, both female and male confirmed to me that Pfizer's Viagra product works like a treat and I am going to order a good sized dose to make sure I have a hard rocket in my trousers. Without the Viagra I will be justing waste my money and time with Eve, because I can't be sure about getting hard to penetrate her pussy or ass. For $400 per hour, I need to make sure I can deliver in order to be delivered.
I often mention ass related stories on my blog and I wanted to share something with you about bum sex. For those who don't want to read my free advice on anal sex, simply click on the Youtube clip (above) to receive your cheap and dirty advice on having bum sex for the first time.
Anal sex is for some (The Cam Lover included), the highest form of pleasure when it comes to penetrative sex. However, you have to be very careful about having anal sex, as it can be dangerous, especially in the first few sessions. The key word here is lubrication. It is essential that a hard cock is heavily lubricated all over as well as the ass hole of either the woman, man or in my case most of the time, sex doll. To learn more click through on the below pink link........
I hope the weekend is going well. Today, I have a mates birthday party to go to tonight. I am actually at his place now, writing this post. I love my job because I can work from anywhere with an internet connection. Before the real party starts, we were supposed to go to a Mexican restaurant and drink a few Tequilas and munch down some burritos. However, things are not going to plan. Listen to this ganz short story, it's a good one. My mate (birthday boy) went to confirm the reservation but the receptionist informed us that the restaurant was officially closed down for serving too large portions as meals . What a laugh. The food inspector comes in and doesn't close you down for rats in the kitchen or using donkey meat in the dishes, no your restaurant is closed down because you serve too much food on the plate. Work that one out?? The world has gone mad.
Anyways, my post today is a short review of a new partner I want to share with you. As you may have noticed, Cam2Sex will only offer you quality porn entertainment and this weeks winner is Prime Cups. They search the world to bring you 100% original and exclusive big breast movies. They find the hottest big tits & large natural breasts then the makers try to fuck these busty girls and capture it in the highest quality possible. The Prime Cups Members' Area is updated weekly. Check out the unlimited high quality big tit trailers just like the one shown above. I rate this big tit site a 4 breasts out of a possible 5 breasts.
This Prime Cup diamond shown in the trailer is a sexy hot brunette. I often fantasise about having a next door neighbour like this babe. I would love to just go out the back garden, water the daffodils on a lovely spring afternoon and as I peak over the neighbours fence, I see this hot naked bode getting a sun tan. She is laying on a sun bed and starts to rub tanning oil into her long legs. She then pulls out a glass dildo and starts fucking herself. I love this fantasy shiz man, this is what neighbours are for right. Well not all neighbours I suppose. When I was younger, I once had a 50 year old gay couple as neighbours, named Bruce and Kenneth. They were both always borrowing sugar from me and after the 10th occasion I began to wonder why. I will tell you the reason why in another blog post another time, but let me tell you quickly that Ken (as I was allowed to call him) always came to my apartment to stroke and kiss my cat in such a way that you would consider to be false, just plain wrong. Anyway, to see lanky Bruce and fat Ken together naked on a sun bed would make me vomit. I don't even need to mention the glass dildo, no thank you.
I am going to party now with my mates, who knows where that leads to. But I will try to pull a babe or at the very least buy an hour or two of time from an attractive escort.
Today, I promise no Japanese clips, we are back today in fine form with a normal funny clip out of the US. Well, it is not quite normal but it is funny from many angles.
Remember that wonderful series 'I dream of a Genie', well today we have a fabulous sketch from a homosexual version of the same show.
The actress playing Genie in the original series was just like this actress - HOT!! This version is not for all tastes but there is something for everyone if you get by drift
