Now that 2008 is well under way, I've been very keen to find some perverted footage or stories from the recent festive season. Well, it didn't take me too long to find something in my quest for "Festive Perverted Acts" (FPA). Santa Claus was always a weird one for me. In my childhood, I was often traumatised by the so called bestower of gifts, they call Santa Claus. With an economy fueled by $$$$, the Santa BS was exposed to me at an early age. I never trusted a guy that seemed to be on every street corner in the lead up to Christmas. It doesn't wash you pathetic freak!! I never used to like sitting on Santa's lap either, why would you sit on a fucking stranger's lap who is dressed up in scarlet and white?? Check out today's photo of the day on the next page. This girls face sum it up for me. Her expression was completely natural for me, but click through on the below link to see Santa's beady eyes and fake gold ring.......
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I can imagine that the title of this post makes you somewhat sick in the stomach, shocked, disgusted or a combination of all three. Well, it is. But I must say that this post is more disappointing than perverted. Leave the pure perverted stuff for me.
You think life is going along nicely, having a fantastic childhood, you get a good education, start to build a good career, start having sexual relations with other living entities of the same species, then progress to date that special woman. Things continue going well with the career and you now realise that you have a lot in common with the woman you are dating and you feel very attached to her. The sex seems to be so real, so loving and caring. The fucking is also so intense and you appear to have found your perfect match. You wake up one day and realise that this woman is the "one", and you ask her to marry you. Everyone's dream is to find that special person to share all the good and bad times together for the rest of their lives. Yes, that's right we take vows to.......
I have often wondered what it must feel like to be a female, talented, enjoy a fabulous pop career from the age of 16 years of age, consume shitloads of alchohol and drugs, lose custody of my 2 children, continue to screw scumbag boyfriends, become fat, lazy and want to kill myself???
Latest celebrity news is that Britney Spears wrote a suicide note just before the LAPD slapped a restraining order on the peroxide fueled freak.
Britney Spears, the so called Princess of POP seems to fit the bill, when it comes to being a "fucked up" woman. Despite still earning over $700K every month for doing Sweet FA, Britney has got a lot of problems that you and I don't even want to think about (or care about right). However, for what it's worth (probably next to zero), I think the root of Britney's problem is that she just doesn't love herself (her "bodyself") anymore. She is turning into a "Pop Pig". Take for example, her career comeback at the US VMA, that was kinda tragic right? To see an overweight, unloved, out of touch Britney made my heart want to cry (after I finished laughing hysterically). This was such an emotional moving moment to witness, that I didn't want it to end. Now take a look at this. For those that know me, I love dramatic and suicidal tendency photographs but this latest picture of Britney at the VMA, just made me sick everywhere..............
Things have been getting desperate for me these last couple of days due to my lack of performance between the sheets last weekend. I need a shag with a real girl but can't get it up. Therefore I have decided that I am going to buy myself a new sex partner in the form of a sex doll and buy a big box of Viagra. If you click on the above video, you will detect that I am not the only sad soul out there who loves sex dolls. We are relatively rare people, but with the growing amount of worldwide problems accountable with terrorism, let me tell you that fucking these sex real-life dolls will become more and more popular (until terorrists start planting bombs in the sex dolls of our leaders). Don't kid yourself, the disease is spreading.
The real-life sex doll that my friend is screwing in this video is actually not my type of broad. I prefer a black bitch with a phat ass, slimline waist, big tits, strong sucking lips, a tight pussy and a matching tight ass. I would also include a role play and dress up as a police officer and handcuff the bitch for smoking the crack behind the public toilets. Anyway, this video brings back sweet memories for me when I used to have hardcore sex sessions with my sweet "Suzy". Suzy felt so real, she was my lover, gave a perfect sex-doll blowjob and used to be very easy to clean out after I blew my man-load inside her fake skinned.......
How do you have sex with a bicycle I ask myself? After I found the above photo I thought at the time that it was a good question. I was under the impression that I had some really perverted and dirty ideas when it comes to having sex with inanimate objects such as my new sex doll named Jemima. (I was always very attentive whilst watching Playschool). But I was proved wrong after I read this sex news article I found on the net. Robert Stewart's story is apparently not the first of its kind in the UK. In 1993 Karl Watkins was locked up for having sex with pavements in Redditch. Karl wasn't kidding when he said he knew how to go down those manholes. Sorry for that Karl, but I couldn't resist. I hope we can still be friends.
Anyways, back to Robert the convicted sex offender, who is still serving a 3 year probation sentence. I am still curious, how could I actually screw my bike? Wouldn't it hurt both myself and my spare bike tire tool kit? I must admit that I do like to rub my lubricated hard cock against a pair of big fake plastic tits, but I hadn't thought to rub it up against a pair of bicycle handle bars. The frame of a black super sex webcam model is worth riding, but an alloy frame racing bike with a 10-speed Shimano gear system? I would of loved to have been one of the 2 female cleaners at the hostel, that stumbled upon Robert riding his bike along the bare back mountain terrain, because I carry my handycam where ever I go.
What does a bicycle fucker look like anyway? I found a good photo of the perverted Robert Stewart (below left) trying to look all cool and inconspicuous. It doesn't wash Robert, I know you are hiding a small bottle of bicycle chain lubricant in your left hand, whilst you are devising a twisted plan on how to mount my first BMX bike. Hands off my cum free handle bar padding, that's for my protection only.
I don't believe it, he looks exactly like my old Rugby coach. It all comes back to me now. His face obviously didn't become red by using his bike for its intended purpose. Instead, this nasty piece of work, probably removed the seat from its pole and shoved in his own hard shaft (without lubrication) and forced himself down the innocent bike's throat. Robert, do yourself a favour and get in contact with Posh Spice and just borrow her new bike with the glass dildo seat. She will also help you lose weight by using the bike properly!!!
Cam2Sex readers - I thought I would share this with you to give insight into what some people are getting up to these days. Please be very careful where you leave your bikes, don't leave them unattended and without parental care. You don't know what might happen.
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On the Cam2Sex blog today, we have a funny practical joke where a guy disguises himself as a female webcam performer and does a live sex chat on MSN with an innocent male webcammer who goes 100% naked. My advice is to be careful watch you wish for and better to get your rocks off with a real-life sex doll in the privacy of your own home. I won't go into detail on that today, but I have a dirty story about sex dolls I can share with you later.
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