Hi there,
Welcome to today's Pic of the Day. I got to be honest, I only drink champagne at New Year's 'Eve celebrations or perhaps a wedding reception. Well at my wedding reception, I might as well have been drinking lemon juice (with no added sugar) with the way my marriage turned out. Apart from the sour taste, I would of fucking saved a lot of money. I'm never getting married again and going through all the hassle. I often hear or read of stories about celebrities buying $1000 a bottle champagne and bathing in it and having sex orgies with other whores. What a waste of bloody cash and champagne. You could screw the best whores in the world everyday for that money instead of wasting the champagne.
Oh yes, back to the pic of the day. Today's photo (above) explains a fantasy erotic thing I want to do one day, in fact right now - Blow a face load of champagne cum all over a whore's face. Unfortunately, fantasy is the operative word here. I don't produce much cum if any at all these days. I am as dry as a real AA survivor. Last night while I was screwing my cupped hand whilst listening to the Bee Gees, I decided to blow my load into a small drinking glass from the kitchen, just so I could see eye to eye with the substance my gonads produced on a daily basis. What a complete waste of time that was. I kid you not, the amount of cum that entered the glass was equivalent to half a teaspoon. I was even embarrassed to show Suzy, let alone myself. For a second, I thought I could see her "sniggering" to herself slumped in the corner of the room. If she doesn't stop that I will slap her pussy out of shape.
Let me know if you have any fantasies with champagne and sex (or sex dolls while we're at it)!!!
The Cam Lover