I have been impressed by the good video content I have been finding lately, I love my perverted stuff.
Youtube.com often has some good sex related content, but as YOU know their compliance team quickly bring the good shiz down. If you take a look at my latest free webcam girl clip, I bet you will find that the pricks take it down VERY soon. Go check out that sexy slut, she deserves a look, even if it is for FREE. I really wanked myself silly with that clip, still did this morning.
Speaking of wanking, today's free clip is taken from a documentary about masturbation. I was very keen because as you know I love to masturbate real hard, I believe I am addict just like the bald guy in the clip. I am fucking bald as well, he is a wanker addict, so perhaps you go bald because of wanking?
I started to wank myself when the interviewer asked the black Aunty is she masturbated. I justed wanted cum all over her grey minge.
"I love having sex with myself, it solves a lot of my problems"
I love my job. No let me rephrase that, I fucking really really love my job
I especiall love perverted people doing weird and wacky things related to sex and then record it on video and offer it for free so I can wank myself.
"Blonde rides car gear stick with her pussy". Redtube.com is a favourite porn video sharing website of mine. Check them out after you have watched this video and you will see what I mean.
I am not sure if this horny babe greased up her gear stick, but she rode him well and was even shifting the gears. This is probably the first time that a gear stick has been used a sex toy
I really don't know if this sex tape is actually authentic - I found a new release of a Jimi Hendrix sex tape. It is probably all hype.
Earlier this morning, I could watch the free trailer of the DVD but they have restricted it to the "Members only" area. Nice trick assholes
The DVD is priced today at $39.95 and you can get it from VIVID DVD EMPIRE
I believe it could be a fake sex tape, and they are just trying to get people to become paid Members on their site. What do you think?
But you know, they say for a male guitarist, the guitar is an extension of the penis. So if Hendrix was as good a lover as we was a guitar player, well I would indeed also buy the DVD and wank myself crazy rock'n'roll style
Let me know if I should go ahead and buy the DVD? I don't mind buying it and telling you what it's like, I love my porn. Leave a comment now.
Just to let you know that I am already getting excited about my trip to The Netherlands, Philippines and Indonesia which starts next week.
I have been to Amsterdam several times to partake in the local treats - namely the Red Light District, the most famous one in Europe. Times have changed since I first engaged myself for the old suck and fuck sessions for almost 100 Guilders (the previous Dutch currency before the Euro came in). I like to think of the RLD as a sex buffet that consists of a varied assortment of meat dishes from around the world. My favourite dish in Amsterdam has always been the Carribean Hot and Spicy but I do love my Asian dishes as well hence the reason why I am then off to the Philippines ad Indonesia.
I am not a woman (sometimes I wish that I was thought) but I really love this window shopping shiz. I could spend hours at a time just browsing the whores whilst pacing up and down the narrow streets and side walk ways in the Dam night time.
Anyways, if you have not been to the Dam, get your act together this year and go there for a short sex romp during the northern hemisphere summertime.
I know my way around teh Dam these days, but for those that don't know, the locals speak excellent English due to all that spices and cheese trading they were into I guess
Check out the RLDDVD website, for a sneak preview of Amsterdam. These guys created a raw and uncensored video about the best part of Amsterdam. I haven't seen the DVD, because I live the real thing myself. If you haven't been, I would give the DVD a whirl.
The rules of the Dam are very simple; €50 will get your dick sucked and a fuck for up to 15 minutes. If you want more, you gonna have to pay more bitch. I love these women, they just wait around to be pounded, one after the other new perverted customers like me. I met one prostitute working in a booth that fucked 17 guys in one evening. WOW!! That's a lot of pounding for one evening. Probably that was the reason I want to be a woman sometimes.
I won't be fucking a woman during this visit, I will be sucked and fucking a sexy black shemale. I fucked her with Suzy over the webcam and now I want to fuck her ass for real. (Click on the above pink link to see my entry about our webcam session). She is gagging for me to stuff her ass and she is excited about Suzy joining us. She keeps asking me that I should also suck her cock when we meet next week, but I am not quite ready to suck a real cock yet. I just want her to lay down on her back whilst I fuck her ass hard. I definitely want to wank her cock at the same time, so we can cum at the same time all over her black ass belly. Yum Yum for her tum.
I will keep you guys updated about what goes on at our meeting at the end of next week, but in the meantime why don't you see the free trailer of the RLD DVD.
I want to share with you a funny little fellatio story that unfolded its foreskin about 7 years ago, while I was temporarily living in London, whilst studying Swedish body massage at night school. BTW - How cool is night school? The days are all for yourself or so you think
On one particular Saturday spring morning, the sun peeled itself slowly through the dirty drapes that were begrudgingly hanging in my small bedroom. The abundance of natural light made me realise that it was at least mid-morning, so it must of been a great late night (the night before), that was consisted of partying with other foreign highly inebriated night school students.
Interlude - Why would you have any worries when everyday you wake up next to your sweetheart - A beautiful sex doll, selfless to my wants and needs. What would I do without you Suzy??
In our 5-bedroom communal house situated in East London, I had the privilege of sharing amenities with such lovely freaks namely; Kevin who was studying computer object-oriented computer programming, Barry and Sarah the gay male couple. Sarah wasn't his real name but that's what I called this guy, just for my own sanity. Then there was Melinda, she was a relatively standard young female (unattractive with no future in most facets of life). I felt sorry for her, after I saw her ruin a boiled egg on the stove. I always thought that Melinda should get herself into being a webcam slut and give up real life.
Our main star today is Sharon, my 5-foot and a bit, short but really sexy Thai landlord who was always gagging to be fucked by some big black motherfucker. So that pretty much didn't give me any chances of getting nasty with Sharon, unless of course I painted it black and got a rather large penis extension. Ahh, but our Kevin, the geeky programmer (Black, almost 2 metres talll and God only knows how big that guys cock was) who was in the next room, a chance. He was the same guy that I often heard (through our paper machete like partition), engaged in 1 hour monologues about Metaphysics.
Just before I pack to go to London for the weekend, I wanted to share with you a little funny story that relates and enhances today's Pic of the Day. (above)
Every now and then, I have to mind my 11 year-old niece (Sarah) so my younger sister (Barbara) can go out on a dinner date with some lonely guy who can't speak English properly. Poor man.
Before reading the story slowly, I beg you to continue to look back at the photo (above) periodically to appreciate the story in all its glory.
One summer evening last year, Sarah and I went to the pier where they had the fairground down alongside the beach. It is a very beautiful place for so many reasons. One of them being that it was the place where I screwed a female that had a orgasm for the first time.
I am digressing, sorry. So after we finished eating a large stick of pink fairy floss and going on the fair ground rides for at least 2 hours, I was exhausted and suggested to Sarah (my niece) that we hit a delicious Mr. Softy choco top ice-cream before we head home. The best in town they tell me. So anyway, I do the biz, hand one ice-cream to my niece and we head towards the end of the pier. Looking towards the sky, it was now beyond dusk.
As I looked into the distant at the end of the pier, I could see a woman and man doing what I thought to be an interesting perverted public sexual act. Could I be wrong? Possibly not, and I started to get excited. As we got within 40 metres of the couple, and before I could suggest to Sarah that we take a detour route for her own sake, my little niece abruptly screamed, "There's mummy!!!". Oh shit, Sarah indeed thinks that the lady (who actually looked exactly like her mother) is fucking a guy through the railings at the end of the pier. I didn't know what to do so I shouted out "No Sarah, Nooo", and as I did, the so-called female turned her head in our direction as she continued pounding the handsome young man's asshole. As I started to chase after Sarah towards the sex scene, this obviously excited the she-male exhibitionist even more, as she now pounded that ass harder and faster. With a combination of Sarah's cries for her mummy, my desperate pleas in an attempt to prevent the inevitable and the moans and groans of the "fucker" and "fuckee", the atmosphere was filled with a sense of bizarreness.
Thank goodness that Sarah realised that this was not her mummy plugging a man's anus with a cock, but instead she realised for the first time that ladies can also have dicks and can screw pussies or asses if they want to.
I want to tell you the story from a few years ago. You may not know this, but I was not always known as 'The Cam Lover', and when I was married, I did not
have a healthy sexual relationship with my wife. The thought of getting a blowjob was just like it was before and after I got married - non-existent.
Apart from the hot and nasty blowjob experience with the she-male whore, I suffered badly from this and started to wonder if my partner/s would ever give me a proper blowjob experience.
My best mate at the time was a bit of novelty guy and we bought him a male sex doll (birthday gift) in the form of the porn legend himself, John Holmes. Apart from contracting the HIV virus, John was best known for his horse-length cock that sometimes leave him faint whenever he got a boner. "Slow down stallion", I used to say while watching John on the blue screen.
After the novelty wore off, I was handed "big" John by my friend, and it was suggested that I should "use" John and have a threesome with my wife. I was laughing about the thought of this idea, because if you know my wife (I don't anymore), then you would of realised that she wouldn't understand what to do with an inflated John Holmes in her bedroom.
Anyways, before our divorce eventuated, on one summer weekend, my wife was out visiting a health farm, and I thought I would also get healthy, and pursue what it would feel like to give a blowjob to the "big" black man. I was feeling very horny and I decided to bring John out of the back of my wardrobe and I laid his creased and weary head out on the queen sized bed. I first blew John from the back, so I could see his wry smile shining beyond his plastic black face and head. When I finished pumping John up, I began to feel overwhelmed by what I was just about to do. Could I do this?
I was just about to give John Holmes a blowjob. Thinking back to the she-male whore that blew me so well those years ago, I agreed that it would be a good idea to wank myself whilst doing the 'blow' deed on John. This was getting interesting.
After seeing John laying there, fully blown up and looking his lean and strong self, the size of his black cock made me blush, and only then did I fully understand why he had made all the women scream in his porn films. This cock was a fucking black monster. My lord, we men need to bow down to John, please take it from me. Being face to cock with John was in itself an amazing experience. Before the big event commenced, I was honoured and very privileged to offer John a tongue bath. I started to lick all the grime off John's body starting with this long and slender limbs before moving on to his thin but strong torso and finally to the great long middle leg.
John tasted very sweet despite the plastic sensation I experienced at the very beginning. Once John was fully bathed by tongue and toweled down, I held John's trouser snake in my hand and knelt down in front of him, to show my respect and gratitude towards the great black cock.
At this stage, I decided it ................ (click through below)
I am starting to really get excited about this Human Animalstuff. Today's Pic of the Day (above) is really the icing on the dog-bone for me. The blonde FemDom mistress lines up her dogs as they appear to be begging for forgiveness. I wouldn't give the far left guy any mercy at all, he deserves total humiliation. Just have a look more closely at this particular human dog's body, full of white shit everywhere down his belly and right shoulder area. What a dirty dog. He needs to be first cleansed at "Barry's Dog wash" before he gets behind the camera.
And the guy on the far right looks like my fucking old bastard of a landlord. I always thought he was a dog after I found him pissing on the wall of a house one night. But after I saw this photo, it all makes sense to me now. Again, no mercy for him either. Mistress "long legs" should discipline all of her deranged puppies and give them each 100 lashings across the back, and absolutely no bone for supper.
My question is, if a human wants to be a dog, should he/she be forced to eat dog food? I am going to suggest that no human food be allowed on the premises, fuck that, no mercy at all And also, watch out all you human dogs out there, Koreans eat dog for breakfast. I wonder if these so called "humans" still will want to be human dogs if we send them out to Siberia in the winter, with out central heating, are forced to chop wood, fetch their own water, cook their own food and build their own out house (toilet)??? It would be a good test indeed and if any experts (or non-experts for that matter) on human animals are out there, I would appreciate your feedback on my blog.
Anyways, the world is a lovely place full of human animals, just that some go out of there way to grab their 15 minutes of fame behind the camera.
How's it hanging? I got some good news today, my Viagra package arrived yesterday afternoon. This morning, I even took a photo (above) of the package just so you can see the shizload amount I went out an purchased online. I will probably do a test with the Viagra tonight and post the results tomorrow. I don't want to masturbate with the Viagra, so I will probably be testing with Suzy. I am hoping that she can handle me all "Viagra'd" up. It's quite exciting and I am full of anticipation, as I have been having erection problems for some time now. When I realised 2 weeks ago I couldn't manage penetrative sex (no blood flowed to my penis) with a drunk woman after I went back to her house, things became apparent that I need some help to get it up and keep it up.
Moving from Viagra to male sex dolls, lately I have been looking at the idea of fucking a male sex doll in the ass and mouth. In passing I left a comment with fellow sex blogger, Suze from Alexsuze.com asking for some advice about fucking a male sex doll. Suze did respond to my question and I appreciated the comment that was left on my blog yesterday. The words of wisdom from Suze given to the Cam Lover were as follows:
"There is no reason why you shouldn't enjoy fucking a male doll.
Sex is about exploration, so enjoy"
Thank you for the advice Suze, and I do aim to explore more of...........
Now that 2008 is well under way, I've been very keen to find some perverted footage or stories from the recent festive season. Well, it didn't take me too long to find something in my quest for "Festive Perverted Acts" (FPA). Santa Claus was always a weird one for me. In my childhood, I was often traumatised by the so called bestower of gifts, they call Santa Claus. With an economy fueled by $$$$, the Santa BS was exposed to me at an early age. I never trusted a guy that seemed to be on every street corner in the lead up to Christmas. It doesn't wash you pathetic freak!! I never used to like sitting on Santa's lap either, why would you sit on a fucking stranger's lap who is dressed up in scarlet and white?? Check out today's photo of the day on the next page. This girls face sum it up for me. Her expression was completely natural for me, but click through on the below link to see Santa's beady eyes and fake gold ring.......
