I have often tried phone sex, and with mixed results, I would have to say that my best erotic phone sex experiences have been when I been fucking Suzy (my sex doll) whilst engaging in the phone sex.
Have you ever tried erotic automated phone sex? Sounds kinda strange but I found this video sex yesterday during my porn video search
I always wanted to see my Grandma on one of my adult webcam sites such as Cam2Enjoy.com.
I never quite made it in time, as she passed away just before I got addicted to webcam babes
Anyway, I used to love stroking my Grandma's pantie lines with my "long, erect" fingers, trying to trace the pattern on her underwear. I sometimes even did this as an early teen, just to admire her panties.
Victoria's Secret have come out with a new line, "Granny Panties". The above Youtube video clip bring back good memories.
"You grew up seeing your Grandma's undies, now you can wear them".
I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?
Exactly, never
Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.
One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
The Cam Lover
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
Now that 2008 is well under way, I've been very keen to find some perverted footage or stories from the recent festive season. Well, it didn't take me too long to find something in my quest for "Festive Perverted Acts" (FPA). Santa Claus was always a weird one for me. In my childhood, I was often traumatised by the so called bestower of gifts, they call Santa Claus. With an economy fueled by $$$$, the Santa BS was exposed to me at an early age. I never trusted a guy that seemed to be on every street corner in the lead up to Christmas. It doesn't wash you pathetic freak!! I never used to like sitting on Santa's lap either, why would you sit on a fucking stranger's lap who is dressed up in scarlet and white?? Check out today's photo of the day on the next page. This girls face sum it up for me. Her expression was completely natural for me, but click through on the below link to see Santa's beady eyes and fake gold ring.......
I have often wondered what it must feel like to be a female, talented, enjoy a fabulous pop career from the age of 16 years of age, consume shitloads of alchohol and drugs, lose custody of my 2 children, continue to screw scumbag boyfriends, become fat, lazy and want to kill myself???
Latest celebrity news is that Britney Spears wrote a suicide note just before the LAPD slapped a restraining order on the peroxide fueled freak.
Britney Spears, the so called Princess of POP seems to fit the bill, when it comes to being a "fucked up" woman. Despite still earning over $700K every month for doing Sweet FA, Britney has got a lot of problems that you and I don't even want to think about (or care about right). However, for what it's worth (probably next to zero), I think the root of Britney's problem is that she just doesn't love herself (her "bodyself") anymore. She is turning into a "Pop Pig". Take for example, her career comeback at the US VMA, that was kinda tragic right? To see an overweight, unloved, out of touch Britney made my heart want to cry (after I finished laughing hysterically). This was such an emotional moving moment to witness, that I didn't want it to end. Now take a look at this. For those that know me, I love dramatic and suicidal tendency photographs but this latest picture of Britney at the VMA, just made me sick everywhere..............
I hope the weekend is going well. Today, I have a mates birthday party to go to tonight. I am actually at his place now, writing this post. I love my job because I can work from anywhere with an internet connection. Before the real party starts, we were supposed to go to a Mexican restaurant and drink a few Tequilas and munch down some burritos. However, things are not going to plan. Listen to this ganz short story, it's a good one. My mate (birthday boy) went to confirm the reservation but the receptionist informed us that the restaurant was officially closed down for serving too large portions as meals . What a laugh. The food inspector comes in and doesn't close you down for rats in the kitchen or using donkey meat in the dishes, no your restaurant is closed down because you serve too much food on the plate. Work that one out?? The world has gone mad.
Anyways, my post today is a short review of a new partner I want to share with you. As you may have noticed, Cam2Sex will only offer you quality porn entertainment and this weeks winner is Prime Cups. They search the world to bring you 100% original and exclusive big breast movies. They find the hottest big tits & large natural breasts then the makers try to fuck these busty girls and capture it in the highest quality possible. The Prime Cups Members' Area is updated weekly. Check out the unlimited high quality big tit trailers just like the one shown above. I rate this big tit site a 4 breasts out of a possible 5 breasts.
This Prime Cup diamond shown in the trailer is a sexy hot brunette. I often fantasise about having a next door neighbour like this babe. I would love to just go out the back garden, water the daffodils on a lovely spring afternoon and as I peak over the neighbours fence, I see this hot naked bode getting a sun tan. She is laying on a sun bed and starts to rub tanning oil into her long legs. She then pulls out a glass dildo and starts fucking herself. I love this fantasy shiz man, this is what neighbours are for right. Well not all neighbours I suppose. When I was younger, I once had a 50 year old gay couple as neighbours, named Bruce and Kenneth. They were both always borrowing sugar from me and after the 10th occasion I began to wonder why. I will tell you the reason why in another blog post another time, but let me tell you quickly that Ken (as I was allowed to call him) always came to my apartment to stroke and kiss my cat in such a way that you would consider to be false, just plain wrong. Anyway, to see lanky Bruce and fat Ken together naked on a sun bed would make me vomit. I don't even need to mention the glass dildo, no thank you.
I am going to party now with my mates, who knows where that leads to. But I will try to pull a babe or at the very least buy an hour or two of time from an attractive escort.
I hope you're weekend was pretty funky and full of jazz, or should I say Jizz
I have been struggling to find some cool material of late for the Cam2sex Blog, but I am hoping I will be going through a purple patch very soon.
Anyways, I found this funny sexy clip the other day and I had to laugh. When was the last time you saw a sex bomb wearing a 11 inch dildo, ready to fuck a guy?
Exactly, you can't remember. Today, I will refresh your memory with this clip. It starts off eerie but innocent, and then bang, the strap-on is unveiled, ready to penetrate the ass.
Good morning, I thought I would post a short and silly video blog for the Cam2sex network today. I am in a slightly dazed mood so I hope you will like this funny little short video.
I have never mastered having sex in a water bed, probably never will I simply require that spring back retraction that you can leverage off, if you know what I mean.
You will see that this guy does not even have a chance to master sex with his girlfriend.
Enjoy the quick laugh and I will see you all tomorrow
how are tricks? I thought of all the readers out there today before I went out on my daily hunt for sex blog video content today. I think this next clip will tickle the right bits for you. It is quite funny and I am sure there a few of us whom can relate to such an event occurring.
Wii video games can be addictive at the best of times, but with this wii sex game on the clip you will see these days that we (dedicated sex maniacs) can take things to another level.
I hope you enjoy watching this game between boyfriend and girlfriend and don't forget the lubricate your wii game stick
Now that will get your attention for sure! Some prankster hacked into a flashing electronic road sign and changed it to read "PENIS FOR LUNCH" instead of "ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD" on Route 1. Please don't arrest this person. This person is funny. Apparently a lot of other people thought so, too, since the authorities didn't find out until later yesterday afternoon.
One transportation rep said, "Some people might see it as a joke, but this is a road that is traveled on by families and children and there are some people that don't find it funny." Maybe because the sign is next to a Toys 'R' Us. Oops.
All we're saying is that the rep should feel lucky the sign didn't display a Mooninite. News outlets were a little shy when discussing the sign. Fox 25 didn't think the public couldn't handle the word "PENIS," so they blurred it out. Even the Herald, which can be as gory and as naughty as it pleases sometimes, called "PENIS" a "certain part of the male anatomy."
