I love my job. No let me rephrase that, I fucking really really love my job
I especiall love perverted people doing weird and wacky things related to sex and then record it on video and offer it for free so I can wank myself.
"Blonde rides car gear stick with her pussy". Redtube.com is a favourite porn video sharing website of mine. Check them out after you have watched this video and you will see what I mean.
I am not sure if this horny babe greased up her gear stick, but she rode him well and was even shifting the gears. This is probably the first time that a gear stick has been used a sex toy
I just had to post the above pic. When was the last time you saw a picture of a naked granny wearing a fur belt (self-made from pubic hairs) around her waist?
Exactly, never
Anyways, have you ever seen your grandparents fucking? I have seen my parents fucking, it was frightening. But when I saw my grandparents having a sexual encounter, I was traumatised for about 2 days. I could not get an erection, I couldn't look them in the eye without having horrific flashbacks. Man, was that tough.
One of my mates sent me a funny story the other day via email about an elderly married couple. I was impressed so I wanted to share it with you guys on the blog. Please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
The Cam Lover
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Fred, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing.
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
I love a bit of hook and chain in black and white photography. (above). Today's Pic of the Day for me represents how gruesome, impersonal, technical but yet erotic, sex can be.
I must be honest and say that I have visited a lot of prostitutes in my life and I am a proud prostitute lover. This may seem strange but I had more satisfying sexual relationships with the escorts I screwed over the years than with my wife and girlfriends. I only experienced sterile love making or uncreative fucking sessions with them.
Whilst laying on your stomach, if you ever can get your hands on the perfect length chain and the perfect sized hook, the feeling of the hook up your ass would also be unbelievable and rewarding.
Enjoy today's perversions with The Cam Lover, and I'll see you tomorrow.
I am starting to really get excited about this Human Animalstuff. Today's Pic of the Day (above) is really the icing on the dog-bone for me. The blonde FemDom mistress lines up her dogs as they appear to be begging for forgiveness. I wouldn't give the far left guy any mercy at all, he deserves total humiliation. Just have a look more closely at this particular human dog's body, full of white shit everywhere down his belly and right shoulder area. What a dirty dog. He needs to be first cleansed at "Barry's Dog wash" before he gets behind the camera.
And the guy on the far right looks like my fucking old bastard of a landlord. I always thought he was a dog after I found him pissing on the wall of a house one night. But after I saw this photo, it all makes sense to me now. Again, no mercy for him either. Mistress "long legs" should discipline all of her deranged puppies and give them each 100 lashings across the back, and absolutely no bone for supper.
My question is, if a human wants to be a dog, should he/she be forced to eat dog food? I am going to suggest that no human food be allowed on the premises, fuck that, no mercy at all And also, watch out all you human dogs out there, Koreans eat dog for breakfast. I wonder if these so called "humans" still will want to be human dogs if we send them out to Siberia in the winter, with out central heating, are forced to chop wood, fetch their own water, cook their own food and build their own out house (toilet)??? It would be a good test indeed and if any experts (or non-experts for that matter) on human animals are out there, I would appreciate your feedback on my blog.
Anyways, the world is a lovely place full of human animals, just that some go out of there way to grab their 15 minutes of fame behind the camera.
Now that 2008 is well under way, I've been very keen to find some perverted footage or stories from the recent festive season. Well, it didn't take me too long to find something in my quest for "Festive Perverted Acts" (FPA). Santa Claus was always a weird one for me. In my childhood, I was often traumatised by the so called bestower of gifts, they call Santa Claus. With an economy fueled by $$$$, the Santa BS was exposed to me at an early age. I never trusted a guy that seemed to be on every street corner in the lead up to Christmas. It doesn't wash you pathetic freak!! I never used to like sitting on Santa's lap either, why would you sit on a fucking stranger's lap who is dressed up in scarlet and white?? Check out today's photo of the day on the next page. This girls face sum it up for me. Her expression was completely natural for me, but click through on the below link to see Santa's beady eyes and fake gold ring.......
Good morning to you all and thank you for joining us for today's posts on Cam2Sex blog.
I can imagine that the title of this post makes you somewhat sick in the stomach, shocked, disgusted or a combination of all three. Well, it is. But I must say that this post is more disappointing than perverted. Leave the pure perverted stuff for me.
You think life is going along nicely, having a fantastic childhood, you get a good education, start to build a good career, start having sexual relations with other living entities of the same species, then progress to date that special woman. Things continue going well with the career and you now realise that you have a lot in common with the woman you are dating and you feel very attached to her. The sex seems to be so real, so loving and caring. The fucking is also so intense and you appear to have found your perfect match. You wake up one day and realise that this woman is the "one", and you ask her to marry you. Everyone's dream is to find that special person to share all the good and bad times together for the rest of their lives. Yes, that's right we take vows to.......
Things have been getting desperate for me these last couple of days due to my lack of performance between the sheets last weekend. I need a shag with a real girl but can't get it up. Therefore I have decided that I am going to buy myself a new sex partner in the form of a sex doll and buy a big box of Viagra. If you click on the above video, you will detect that I am not the only sad soul out there who loves sex dolls. We are relatively rare people, but with the growing amount of worldwide problems accountable with terrorism, let me tell you that fucking these sex real-life dolls will become more and more popular (until terorrists start planting bombs in the sex dolls of our leaders). Don't kid yourself, the disease is spreading.
The real-life sex doll that my friend is screwing in this video is actually not my type of broad. I prefer a black bitch with a phat ass, slimline waist, big tits, strong sucking lips, a tight pussy and a matching tight ass. I would also include a role play and dress up as a police officer and handcuff the bitch for smoking the crack behind the public toilets. Anyway, this video brings back sweet memories for me when I used to have hardcore sex sessions with my sweet "Suzy". Suzy felt so real, she was my lover, gave a perfect sex-doll blowjob and used to be very easy to clean out after I blew my man-load inside her fake skinned.......
I hope your weekend was a full of perverted sex acts. I am thinking of buying a new sex doll, as the one I have now (my first one) is all worn out, empty and all alone in the corner of my bedroom. Her name is Mary and she is a black bitch with big tits, salmon pink pussy that is very tight. She gives a decent blowjob but her lips are starting to weaken after all our encounters together. Unfortunately, I am no longer able to sponge bath her pussy and ass hole clean. She is dirty and full of nasty man stains that I just can't remove. So I am currently on the prey for a new friend to have some sex games with. I did a bit of searching on the net and currently I am favouring to purchase a new pornstar style sex doll such as Jenna Jameson or Gina Lynn. Anyways, yesterday I found an audio file that is a weird recording of a telephone conversation between a perverted man looking to buy a fully customised sex doll from an adult company for $5000.
Have a listen but I actually don't like this caller's choices of customisation, he is a perverted faker and I hope he will realise one day what it is like for men who are genuine and sincere, who are in the need of a real sex doll friend.
I will keep you posted on the Cam2Sex blog on my search for a new fuck partner
How do you have sex with a bicycle I ask myself? After I found the above photo I thought at the time that it was a good question. I was under the impression that I had some really perverted and dirty ideas when it comes to having sex with inanimate objects such as my new sex doll named Jemima. (I was always very attentive whilst watching Playschool). But I was proved wrong after I read this sex news article I found on the net. Robert Stewart's story is apparently not the first of its kind in the UK. In 1993 Karl Watkins was locked up for having sex with pavements in Redditch. Karl wasn't kidding when he said he knew how to go down those manholes. Sorry for that Karl, but I couldn't resist. I hope we can still be friends.
Anyways, back to Robert the convicted sex offender, who is still serving a 3 year probation sentence. I am still curious, how could I actually screw my bike? Wouldn't it hurt both myself and my spare bike tire tool kit? I must admit that I do like to rub my lubricated hard cock against a pair of big fake plastic tits, but I hadn't thought to rub it up against a pair of bicycle handle bars. The frame of a black super sex webcam model is worth riding, but an alloy frame racing bike with a 10-speed Shimano gear system? I would of loved to have been one of the 2 female cleaners at the hostel, that stumbled upon Robert riding his bike along the bare back mountain terrain, because I carry my handycam where ever I go.
What does a bicycle fucker look like anyway? I found a good photo of the perverted Robert Stewart (below left) trying to look all cool and inconspicuous. It doesn't wash Robert, I know you are hiding a small bottle of bicycle chain lubricant in your left hand, whilst you are devising a twisted plan on how to mount my first BMX bike. Hands off my cum free handle bar padding, that's for my protection only.
I don't believe it, he looks exactly like my old Rugby coach. It all comes back to me now. His face obviously didn't become red by using his bike for its intended purpose. Instead, this nasty piece of work, probably removed the seat from its pole and shoved in his own hard shaft (without lubrication) and forced himself down the innocent bike's throat. Robert, do yourself a favour and get in contact with Posh Spice and just borrow her new bike with the glass dildo seat. She will also help you lose weight by using the bike properly!!!
Cam2Sex readers - I thought I would share this with you to give insight into what some people are getting up to these days. Please be very careful where you leave your bikes, don't leave them unattended and without parental care. You don't know what might happen.
For most of us, today is Christmas 'eve, the day before the anniversary of baby Jesus' appearance on Earth, to save us from the hellfire. "I am so sorry Jesus for all the bad things I do, I can't control my lust, Amen."
As I sit in my recliner chair, sipping a pina colada, I begin to think who I would want to share my sofa with over this Christmas period. I am so lonely at times, but it definitely won't be my ex-wife, what an ugly bitch she is. I can't believe I attempted to make love with her. I am getting tired of my cat, she is getting too old for my liking.
Anyways, I would love to tug on, pop Christmas crackers with other family members, wear funny hats and smoke a water pipe filled with herbs made of 'temptation'. Those times were great. "I am so sorry Jesus for all the bad things I do, I can't control my lust, Amen."
If you like sex comedy video clips, today's video blog post on Cam2Sex is for you. Check out this randy Papa sofa chair who is basically screwing the vagina off this hot little sofa number. The sex is very creative but very very rough. I love this passionate sex scenes
I hope you enjoy the Christmas crackers, the festive season and I'll see you tomorrow for some more lusty Christmas sex. Please come share my sofa with me, I'll take you for a pleasant ride.
good morning and welcome to another week in paradise. Today's clip of the day is a funny one and one that probably will not happen to anyone in their lifetime. Armed robberies are usually scary for the victims, but not this time. This bank clerk who has a gun pointing at him gets a hard on after seeing a sexy customer with no bra, as her nipples pierce through her tight t-shirt. Totally unrealistic scenario but the clip makes great sex comedy.
This guy not only gets a hard on, he and the black babe start having air sex to set the alarm off.
Not this best clip in the world but worth a shot. I will promise I will post better clips for the rest of the week.
It's Friday, so I thought I would post a funny sex related clip to end the week on. Cybersex can be fun if you are good at speed typing with only one hand as you stroke the keyboard, otherwise it can be a bit awkward. Oh yeah and you have to be careful what text you type to your partner as well of course.
This next clip is a dutch one that takes internet sex to the next level - with your sister and you didn't even know it. Damn!!
Enjoy the quick laugh and go start your weekend. I will be out hunting for some new porn clips for all of the cam lovers, stay tuned.
